European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024

Train Attack

To attack someone or something with the force of a train.

Im gonna train attack that guy. / I’m gonna train attack that shit.

by TheTrainConductor October 1, 2020

train video

1. A video in which there is a woman with mutiple men taking turns on her during intercourse.

2. A video of an actual train vehicle.

She found out her boyfriend was cheating on her so she sent him a train video.

by anonymous July 23, 2023

Spanish training

The art of saying you’re going light but then one maxes out resulting in PR or serious injury

Jake is going to do some Spanish training with his friends at jakked. Jake said he’s going to take it light but we all know he’s gonna Spanish train.

by Juan Carlito Rodriguez June 9, 2020

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017

Single Train

When you've been single for a while, you officially come aboard the single train, where you will most likely be lonely for the rest of your life. To drive the single train means you've been single for a very long time.

Person 1: Bro I gotta get back into dating, I've been on the single train for a whole year now
Person 2: ha lonely ass hoe

by yourdadlmao March 2, 2020