Russian inquisition 

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

Russian inquisition by ASND January 31, 2017

russian lollipop 

When your having sex and the guy doesn't clean up his come and it hardens

Man that guy really gave me a Russian lollipop

russian lollipop by Pussy in my mouth February 8, 2017

russian tango 

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

russian tango by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

Russians 

The best people in the world. Hated by greedy americans (a.k.a. pindoses). If u see one, pay respect to one of those fucking awesome people.

Pindos1: Wow, those guys are fucking awesome!
Pindos2: Yeah, u kno, they are russians.
Pindos1: Oh, pay respect, u pindos!
Russians: Yup, we are the best.

Russians by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017

Russia 

Vodka

Russia is a land of vodka

Russia by fingerfcker March 15, 2017

russian sneeze 

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance

after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.

russian sneeze by What's the Internet May 26, 2017

russian chicken 

A man called Ricky who just got married to a unicorn

Do you see that Russian chicken with the spot on his head

russian chicken by Hellslssllssjjs June 20, 2017