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Miranda Rights

a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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Right fucked tonight

A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."

Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
by Right fucked tonight April 23, 2016
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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
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Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
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Kosher Right

Kosher Right
(noun)

A faction of conservative Republicans — called neocons — whose foreign policy stance shows unwavering loyalty to a certain “allied nation we do not speak of,” prioritizing that nation’s interests above their own country’s.

Used sarcastically to describe politicians or pundits who treat that alliance as sacred and beyond question, no matter the cost.
“Every time the topic comes up, he’s all about pretending to defend the USA, but he’s really defending that foreign ally who we do not speak of — total Kosher Right energy.”
by TheRectifierNL October 13, 2025
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