cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018

Chocolate creme pie

When one cums in another's Anus and then eats it out of their anus

I can't wait to get you home and eat chocolate creme pie

by Repacent March 25, 2023

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022

Banana cream pie

A weird yellow pie you get for your bald headed translucent geometry teacher because he rejected the pillow with his face on it.

I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.

How did it go?

He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.

by Crusty asshole May 6, 2022

Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022