Tom Oldfield

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life
Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol
by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022
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Tom Oldfield

Some dumbass that has a tiny cock and has the cheese touch
by Tom’s Mom January 12, 2022
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Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step
Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...
by ItalianDomB December 20, 2021
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Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores
Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class
by nottomjoe November 23, 2021
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tom dodd

A tom dodd is in my playstation party right now and as he is reading this he is thinking who put this ... turns out it was joe
some use tom dodd in a sentence by saying tom dodd is gay
by itz_joe mamma March 10, 2021
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Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.
I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.
by Wales129 October 10, 2021
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toms uncle

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
by Frudentag February 13, 2018
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