I was doing her doggy style. Pulled out and jizzed. The cum went in a football arch, a Patrick mahomes like pass, and struck her in the forehead dripping down her face to the bed.
by Brad1237 October 2, 2020
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A: Rachel is being an absolute cunt! It must be shark week!
B: Relax, bro, she's just celebrating her femininity.
B: Relax, bro, she's just celebrating her femininity.
by AlfonseMcNasty January 7, 2024
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To get your woman out of your life.
To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 6, 2015
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