Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.

I love Mads.

by Mads mystic February 13, 2018

mc mad

when someone is in the mc donalds drive through and they get so mad that they punch the ordering screen

person driving: what happened to the ordering screen
worker: oh that someone got mc mad and punched it

by idk kyle January 30, 2022

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

Madness Duels

a "game" somesorts where madness combat animators pass a .fla file around each other with grunts fighting, why grunts tho, ocs better.

Ayo ima partake in a madness duels

by Rogue-3 June 6, 2021

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022