Kevin

Never pluralize his word. Hottest guy you'll ever meet.

"Kevin is so cute! oh shit, he's coming! what do I say??"
"uh h-hi!"
"sup bitches"

by iced tea enthusiast November 21, 2021

Kevin

A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache

Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!

by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023

Kevin

Fucking Retarded

Kevin
The retard?

by retrd December 2, 2022

Kevin

Your giant bird pet.

Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.

by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a really funny and kind brunette boy, he is kinda shy but he is popular around all the girls. Many has a crush on him. He has a brunette girlbestfriend and a blondeboybestfriend and he loves them with his whole heart. He is a caring and loving person who is kind to everyone. If u are friends with a Kevin, keep him in your life.!

Person 1: I love to be Kevins friend!
Person 2: Me too!

by mushroomsarecute November 23, 2021

Kevin King

An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions

Kevin King keeps shooting me down

by Bendavis12344 April 24, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is someone that clings to your side unconditionally and lovingly.He genuinely loves spending time with you and making you feel like the number one person on his mind.He’s honest and loyal at heart and seems to have everything together.Kevin likes to shine he has an ego and can be a bit cocky, but isn’t he worth all the rave because he just about touches everything you can ever want in a guy.He is reassuring,He is a lil insecure about how you may see him so always tell him he is soo handsome .He loves when you care because it makes him feel like he’s doing his job .So be nice but not too nice because he likes a little assertive and aggressiveness in his loving relationship.

Kevin- “ Someone is interested and won’t take there eyes off me to look away for a second”-“He seems so in control of the crowd and aware of how his impact toward others ..must be a Kevin”

by HeartN November 3, 2023