Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

The legend of 26th of january

On the 26th of January, if you are awake for longer than 12 hours, you turn into a carrot and can never be turned back.

The legend of 26th of January is an urban legend, dating back to 16th century england

by urbandlegends1234 January 25, 2025

january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time

someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”

by cooleli January 2, 2022

January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 1 2010

The day when BFDI came out.

January 1 2010 is the day when BFDI came out, the show is made by cary huang and micheal huang.

by imtryingplshelpcksbd29 June 23, 2023

January 5th

Kiss or hug your boyfriend day

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th

by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021

january 5th

This day is known as aoife and leah friendship day. It celebrates the friendship of these two teenage girls from Ireland.

It’s january 5th.... happy friendship day leah and aoife.

by leah.t January 4, 2021