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january 2

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck
by kfreehill January 1, 2023
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January 24th

January 24th is when all the amazing and beautiful people are born
Alex: woah he beautiful 😍

Devon: I know she must have been born on January 24th 🥰
by _.TheApple._ August 17, 2021
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January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person
I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14
by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020
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January 24th

I gave a special girl my hoodie on January 24th
by Hapfuxurbandictionary January 23, 2023
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January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller
BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21
by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022
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Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.
I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!
by nandossucksass November 30, 2017
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January 23

if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER
P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?

P2:January 23

P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!
by Lolololnevl January 21, 2023
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