January 21st

The day that a stupid head dummy face was born. Not Evan, I'm talking about that shit head Jerry Trainor.

We all hate January just because of January 21st.

by Keerister January 15, 2020

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January

it’s a beautiful young girl who really loves her partner

January; I miss you

by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020

January 29

National Second Chance to Send a Titty Pic Day for those who forgot

Yo, u forgot again? all good, its January 29 u got another shot..

by Mr.T1n January 29, 2025

January 17th

Somebody very dumb and thinks that everything evolves around them

Oh look that person thinks they cool they are probably born on January 17th

by Nxaxhuuu September 20, 2021

January 6th

If you were born on this day, you are definitely are super cool person and deserve the world

Person 1: Yo!! You were born on January 6th?!!
Birthday person: Yes
person 1: BRO YOUR SO COOL
Ur a bad bitchhhhh

by h.i_,kayla January 4, 2022

January 11th

National fuck Justin Rahro day, if your name is Justin Rahro FUCK YOU.

Yo today is January 11th
What does that mean
Its Fuck Justin day
Oh yeah, fuck that dude

by Massa niggacoon January 11, 2024