by Ricardo Astley May 21, 2022

by thefreaknamedreek August 4, 2024

random: Give her your hoodie!
Joe biden: why? its corona?
Random: But you have to. its Give a girl your hoodie day.
Joe biden: okay!
Joe biden: why? its corona?
Random: But you have to. its Give a girl your hoodie day.
Joe biden: okay!
by ewnohhahahaha October 28, 2020

by Young metro don't trust you July 19, 2016

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

by Zippy Wonder Monkey October 18, 2024

April 24th is universal give sloppy toppy to Avery day! On April 24th, you have to give violent sloppy toppy to you good bro Avery
Friend 1: what day is it today?
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
Friend 2: April 24th, why?
Friend 1: WHAT? I ALMOST FORGOT TO GIVE AVERY SLOPPY TOPPY TODAY
*friend 1 goes and gives Avery and gives him the sloppiest toppy on National Give Sloppy Toppy To Avery Day*
by salad w3nch February 16, 2025
