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Baby Fresh

When a material possession is so brand new and cool-looking that it it's almost like it's a newborn child; pure.

Things that could be baby fresh:

Kicks
Hats
Haircuts
Cars
Clothes
Chains
Facial Hair
Jewlery
Smells
Sticky marijuana
Roger: Shit, you see Kenny's new Aston Martin Nikes?
Tom: Yeah, them motherfucker's don't come out til' 2014.
Roger: That shit's baby fresh, jo.

Wanda: Fuck Roger.

Tina: Fuck Roger? I thought you still liked him.
Wanda: Dude looks dirty as hell.
Tina: Girl, he just got a phat ass fade, he's lookin' baby fresh.

Chandler: Yo, this weed better not be fucking huff.
Dealer: Relax, this is Grandfather Purp. It's baby fresh.
by Ricky Slade May 13, 2011
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baby cookie

Your special baby buddy. She will give you special powers, like how to de-bone a chicken.
Hi, im baby cookie! And im your special baby friend!
by Doaders592 November 30, 2010
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ya baby

A cocktail of disputed orgin and ingredients. A Ya Baby usually consist of Jameson and ginger ale, served on ice, and served obnoxiously. The ingredients can be changed but, to be a true Ya Baby it must be made obnoxiously. The Ya Baby is believed to be started at a place called Ya Baby's, across the way from Whoa Now's.
"Yo, J...whip me up another Ya Baby, extra obnoxious. I feel like getting jackassy up in here."

"Ya Baby"
by SuckABallYall June 6, 2017
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gang baby

A girl who is down to fuck with the whole team or get dipped by each one
Damn shanty wanna fuck with the whole team she a gang baby
by Marley mann October 1, 2015
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baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.
"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."
by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006
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Baby Slime

The most cutest girl ever; someone who is irresistible; beautiful
She’s my BABY SLIME, I love her so much
by Lol FU July 19, 2019
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Baby Mama

A vulnerable woman who doesn't realise that her Baby Daddy is a dick head.

She cries over him but always runs back when the twat gets in touch (usually when he's bored and hasn't had a shag for ages).

She doesn't listen to people who advise that he is no good and just a bastard in general who couldn't give a fuck and always ends up broken hearted because he won't change.
'Hey mate are you still keeping in touch with your baby mama?'

'Yeah we still have sex but we'll never be together!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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