Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 17, 2008

Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 13, 2021

cracked minecraft servers

a minecraft srever with register

me: mom can i go into cracked minecraft servers
mom: no

by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020

Crack-a-doodle-doo

1)Time to smoke crack. 2) Calling surrounding friends to smoke crack with you.

Crack-a-doodle-doo everyone!!

by Alean Reali February 14, 2020

Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

Slupsky whip crack

The environment of gentle fear and strong work ethic that defines life in the Slupsky research laboratory.

After a morning of the infamous Slupsky whip crack we headed to the local Chinese buffet for a platter of beige delights

by dudessendnudes June 6, 2019