Crown The King

To masturbate or jack off. Comes from symbolizing the penis as a head and your fist as a crown.

Men like to crown the king to pleasure themselves.

by TheKing2 December 1, 2010

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

King Arthur

When you bury your dick so far into a girl's lovehole that the man who can pull you out will be crowned King of Camelot.

Guy #1: You know that girl with that wears the jean skirt and leggings?
Guy #2: The clarinet player?
Guy #1: Yeah, I wanna be her King Arthur.

by Sir Isaiah Of Marion February 27, 2017

Paige King

The term for world's bestest friend and coolest kid ever

Your my Paige king bro

by BenisBeater7 June 10, 2018

King of Town

An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.

Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.

Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.

No you're not.

by Stiffy February 14, 2004

kottonmouth kings

a rap group consists of a bunch of skinny white guys covered with tattoos. They do a lot of hand motions in their music videos, look like they're going to grab your penis through the screen. It's also the new age white trash redneck music.

I am listening to kottonmouth kings because I'm stupid.

by Vide October 27, 2005

pr0n^king

The king of pr0n..
A sexy beast of a man.

Yo, pr0n.. how ya doin'?

by Anonymous Alcoholic August 15, 2003