Jake

An asshole and a clown, known for being a hypocrite and retarded. They often complain about random shit for no reason and use stupid excuses like “they died in roblox” as a reason to be a complete dickhead.

Emoji definition: 😭🤦🏻 ♀️🤡🌝

That dumbass bitch is such a Jake

by Len “Banana Bitch” Kagamine May 8, 2020

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

jake

Often an obese male, loves to eat junk food and often cocky

Jake loves to eat McDonalds

by ObeseMale123 December 16, 2017

whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.

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Yea yea whatever jake

by Jjaakkeeeee November 9, 2020

Jake

Big boi

Jake is a big boi

by Jakeiscoll January 3, 2022

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019

Jaked

To totally fuck up or damage a body part.

I jaked my back lifting that heavy box last night.

by banger January 20, 2021