let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes

by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025

have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!

Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all

by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024

Do you have any stuff

"Do you have any stuff" Is another word for do you have any drugs but you can say that so the Garda won't suspect you're trying to get some of the good stuff 👌

"Here bRo do you have any stuff there for me? "

by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Yes, YES! They Indeed do, all the women hotdog eaters say its soo long and tasty that the ketchup doesnt have taste.

Girl: Did you enjoy Daniel & Josh's Hot Dogs? Do Daniel & Josh have big Hotdogs

Girl 2 I Indeed did!!

by Daniel And Josh June 13, 2020