putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022

Side Dong

When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both

Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.

by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022

this side of the missisippi

basically the east or west of the missisippi river.

cedar point has the BEST roller coaster this side of the missisippi.

by EUSHDXUEGHDEW November 21, 2022

side gf

A female who’s with a guy who already has a gf but when the female and him are together and talking they basically date behind his gf’s back

his homeboy: who’s that

him: oh that’s my side gf

by xxxzeyon May 16, 2022

Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022

Jap Side

Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.

"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022

jay bad side

if you get on jay's bad side IT IS OVER FO YA SHAWTY. jay will cut u off if u did sum to him or if u play him he will cuss u out if he knew from the start u were a fake mf this nigga will cut u off slowly if he love u cuz it hard for him for the girl be likin for a long time but if u friendzone him he will drop yo ass like he dropped his niggas off the court . but he cute, funny,loving,weird,goofy,understanding ;).

random girl; i dont like u like that anymore jay ..

jay; oh alr *ignores,lies,distant to her*

jay bad side is evil..

by quwandale dingle<3 May 17, 2022