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Debrief Wank

A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".
So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.
by Japseyelicker123 April 9, 2024
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Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.
-Wank Euphoria
by Dr. Aneurysm May 21, 2016
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wank

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.
oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom
by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.
3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.
by Amonymous July 27, 2018
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Complicated Wank

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!
by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021
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tranq wank

The “Tranq (short for tranquilliser) Wank”.

The wank you execute to help yourself fall asleep at night. More functional than enjoyable!
Am shattered but with so much on my mind, I’m worried I may not drop off…. Definitely going to have a quick fire tranq wank
by Beggzie007 January 31, 2024
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