Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.

*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”

by Never scared May 1, 2025

Guns

The word guns is a slang reference to a syringe used for shooting up heroin. The Beatles made the term “warm gun” famous, although John Lennon denied it was about heroin.

We've got guns hidden under our petticoats

by sofaio December 30, 2018

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Saliva Gun

A fricking NERF (yet lethal) shotgun that makes a spitting noise whenever fired and budget mic stock sound effect reloading sounds.

1) SHOOT LARRY! THE SHIPPING POLICE ARE AFTER US AFTER WE SHIPPED MONIKA AND SANS, WHAT DO WE DO?!
Larry: BRING OUT THE SALIVA GUNNNN!!!!
2) Hey, have you heard about the new Saliva Gun?

by Molcancoolguy64 December 17, 2020

GUN

G: Get
U: U

N: Nigga

YN:“throws eggs at his window”
Unc: “rolls up his window” and says “I’m gonna gun!!”
YN: oh shi then runs

by Shi BeReal April 14, 2025

Gun

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Tim: Oh know I shot that guy with my gun.
George: It's ok, just shoot everyone who saw you.

by SirSquashedBeetle January 23, 2013