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Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
by RonTexaco December 31, 2019
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Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019
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Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
by Iris Long January 28, 2020
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egg

egg cult. EGG CULT. Also its something that comes out of a butthole. Yeah kinda gross
by deadkilly October 13, 2020
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Egg

Egg
Egg
by Endo Bendo November 5, 2020
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Egg Man

AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
Wow, revock is such an egg man
by k.rose420 March 30, 2020
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