A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.
Carrie: This town is so boring.
Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!
by RonTexaco December 31, 2019
Get the Egg tose mug.During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
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"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.> mug.AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
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