Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025

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Scotted

He's a stupid fucking piece of shit who has no capability of being accurate. STUPID STUPID FAGGOT!

"Who's Scotted?"

"SCOTTED A PIECE OF SHIT."

by IHATEEVERYONEBUTATOLE February 7, 2025

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Scottish Ski Poles

Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.

Bro, if you’re horny, try the Scottish ski poles

by gv_86 February 7, 2026

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Scott Leverett

A seriously epic guy who is best known for being the Sweeping Man cameo in Random Encounters musicial videos, he also has his own YouTube channel under 'The Prop Masters Handbook'

Person 1 : "Hey ,do you know that Scott Leverett guy?"

Person 2 : "Yeah! Doesn't he make props?.. he uses too much electrical tape.."

Person 1 : "LOL.yeah! ,,should of sticked with sweeping...cool guy though!"

by J/Scotts-handbook February 18, 2025

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Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.

Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.

by FlawedHero February 19, 2025

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