Aggie Syndrome

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.

Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.

by Human Humper March 10, 2008

Clark Syndrome

Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful

· Very small and barely noticeable penis

· Very small or barely noticeable ass

· Unable to form complete sentences

· Hair loss

· Strange Rashes

· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness

· Extreme moodiness

· Inability to get a date

· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger

- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members

- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor

- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo

- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person

- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members

Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome

by Tdcss August 17, 2008

Down Syndrome

Having extra chromosomes. Symptoms: acting retarded, telling jokes that don’t make sense and aren’t funny then trying to explain them, reselling, having sexual attraction to ones pet

Sanjan has Down syndrome

by Immigrant_Kid March 29, 2020

acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.

I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009

Fortnite Syndrome

When people show everyone their fortnite wins and start bragging about it.

Fortnite Syndrome: "Brooooo, look i got 1st place at fortnite!!!"

by Doggo person May 21, 2018

Ashley" syndrome

To be cool; To be very smart and have obviously good taste. May apply to men who have "Ashley" syndrome". To be eternally grateful to one named Ashley. May also appply to those who love Ashley. Especially Ashley J. Also to be very sexy.

Man loves Ashley so he has the Ashley syndrome. See also "Goddess"

by Ashley March 6, 2005

California Syndrome

A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.

Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010