kiss rule 

Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.

Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."

Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."

kiss rule by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016

girlfriend rule 

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

girlfriend rule by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Snapchat rule book 

1) don't just send pictures of random things and blank screens. Show your face
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely

Hey check the snapchat rule book

Snapchat rule book by Realdeal777 January 25, 2017

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich by DaClub January 27, 2018

Macke Rule 

The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.

The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.

Macke Rule by allenr22 July 21, 2018

Merci Rule 

when you run 0.01 of a mile so you decide to spoil yourself with 18 bigmacs

damn, i think its time for a Merci Rule!

Merci Rule by slimyhibber October 22, 2018

Yonder Rule 

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

Yonder Rule by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019