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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Turnt-over

Turnt meaning to get really methed up on meth. Then over meaning bent over something and being done in a doggy style manner. Adding the word turnt to over means to be methed out and done real good usually casually done and in a quick manner. Most the time it's when you've been methin around and so horny you just need to do something and you grab the closest slut around who's methed up and bend her over the nearest object around and do her good.
We was hitting that bubble and that slut got turnt-over..

I was out methin around and next thing you know I got turnt-over.
by Dopewyfe42 December 6, 2021
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trip over oxygen

when someone trips over nothing and just hits the ground
watching a horror movie when someone randomly falls: "what did that bitch do, trip over oxygen??"
by frackinhell May 25, 2015
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Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together
Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”
by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
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Come over for ramen

“Come over for ramen” or “I’m coming over for Ramen” is the same as Netflix and chill which means Fvck
Come over for ramen”
That means the person that invited you wanna fvck you
by Screaaaaaaaam January 6, 2022
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