WHY that man is lying in the road like that. Did it look like a comfy place for an afternoon nap?
this is the 7th or 8th time hes been run over by that car, and we just didnt see the previous runnings-overings
this is the 7th or 8th time hes been run over by that car, and we just didnt see the previous runnings-overings
by Remains July 6, 2023

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.
by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

I mean I told him once, twice & three times. It reached to level they were excited they found the underwear at the bottom of my basket I no longer want you. Please don’t talk to me ever again until you explain to me why I went through what I did. I have three months until my birthday to find another gay man!
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Gabby was making coffee and scooped an over-heaping amount of coffee grounds into the coffee maker filter.
by NoEqualizer February 7, 2024

The morning-after condition following a night of smoking copious amounts of mids (mid-grade weed)---as opposed to being "hungover" following too much shitty alcohol
Consists usually of a belly ache (munchies), and slight congestion/cough
Consists usually of a belly ache (munchies), and slight congestion/cough
Colby: I'm so fucking midsed-over... my stomach kills from the eleven corndogs I ate and I keep coughing up shit, I probably shouldn't have power-smoked that entire quarter of mids last night...
by whiskeywhiskers April 13, 2010

by Banana 1 March 8, 2016
