National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 15, 2019

National Kiss Week

Kiss who you want for the whole first week of may

Boy : dude I’ve kissed so many girls this week

Boy 2: don’t you have a girl ?

Boy : It’s ok it was National Kiss Week

by ScrubPatatoe May 30, 2018

National Charli day

June 23 is National Charli day. Charli is a funny looking pug

“Guys it’s national Charli day”

by Cindercon June 27, 2020

National Gay day

On Oct. 22 you can be as gay as you want

Lemme grab ur ass… it’s ok it’s National gay day

by myschoolsucks October 22, 2019

National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 26, 2019

National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

by Gloul April 16, 2021

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021