pet mom

A person who treats ones child as a pet

“Hey dude can you hang out”
“Nah man my mom won’t let me out of the house still”
“Wow dude what a pet mom”

by #hoornym October 6, 2020

Bro-Mom

A female friend who enjoys video games and hanging out. However, she acts as a mother to her group of bros.

She is totally our leader. She's basically our Bro-Mom.

by mad-girl-with-a-box June 18, 2013

Ur mom

Your mom is so fat that she counts as 6 billion people out of the 7.8 billion in the world.

Your mom is so fat she fell into the ocean and flud the earth

by Your momma fat November 21, 2021

moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

ur mom

A comeback used by regular people and savages

Ur momma so fuckin' fat, she cleans out her belly button with a serving spoon!

by DarkXSeries7 November 18, 2020

UR mom

Ur MOM

UR mom

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Mom is cool

Hey mom how’s it going your favorite son Dominic Anderson

Mom is cool

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 2, 2021