Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike

To fail or make a mistake while doing something

I "miked it"

by Kiweed March 28, 2023

michael (mike) reynolds

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

Mike's

This is used when a guy has a really, but really big dick, and wants you to lick it.

OMG you're such a Mike's

by imhot24/7 June 8, 2023

Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018

mike wrona

A hypocritical person who can’t win an election and thinks he knows everything. Full of ignorance and only believes his opinion matters. Completely devoid of the ability to find humor in anything.

That guy is a real Mike Wrona. We were having a good time until Mike Wrona showed up.

by Diction matters October 29, 2021