January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021

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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

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January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th

by Pitogordo345 October 16, 2019

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January 22

Girl Best friend day where your Girl bsf has to twerk on camera to show appreciation

Its girl bsf day! January 22! it twerkin' time

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022

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January 1st

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.

Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day

by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019

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the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024

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