eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021
Get the jacobmug. by Displexified January 25, 2022
Get the Jacob Smithmug. by Stazzi;) November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.
Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'
Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'
Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023
Get the Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness'mug. by Hayeahlol October 31, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
Get the The Mexican Jacobmug. by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022
Get the Jacob Ottmug.