john harmon

Its when you jam your man boobs together with a dildo between them in the mirror and light a match

I needed a cigarette so I thought I would be fancy and pull a John harmon

by Jojwjwjejej August 26, 2019

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden November 30, 2021

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

John M.

Typical cool MF who doesn’t give a flying fuck about the lies on this site

John M. saw this bullshit on Instagram and showed how petty he can get

by Flyyowl November 23, 2021

Mrs. John

The female version of Mr. John, because they share everything, from thoughts to humor to emotions. The luckiest woman in the world, who has given her heart to her very best friend.

He was Mr. John and she was his Mrs. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020