january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

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January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

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8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

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January 1st

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022

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January 14

If you are thinking about dating someone born on January 14 then do it. It is the best birthday to date because they will love you and just be the best person

I cant wait to meet my new boyfriend he said he was born on January 14

by Bigniggiballs October 29, 2020

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