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January 17th'd

To get beaten in a fight
context this is The day where bodies hit the floor and Ewan is defeated by Daniel
Nahhh jit got January 17th'd in 3.14 seconds
by Starwarsfan2090 December 5, 2023
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January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot
person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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4 January

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.

He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(
Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.
by Ashdemos December 16, 2023
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january 28th, 2014

demarcussy: ITS COMING ! january 28th, 2014!
demarcus: fuck you
by demarcus1 August 4, 2023
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January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
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January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person
P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!
by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024
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january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏
January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021
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