Free Head Day

Get the best head from anyone for a day!
Friend: OMG IT'S FREE HEAD DAY

Me: >:)
by Raybart October 03, 2022
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free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."
Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.
by Li Li Marleaux January 06, 2019
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spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour
Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run
by Gingagon June 23, 2014
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 08, 2024
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 04, 2020
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free camping

Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.
"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"

"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."
by P. Molotov February 16, 2023
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