french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her
My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel
by Tackelberry November 18, 2022
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Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.
Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.
by Walters Brew October 28, 2022
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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory
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by Dimk Man January 7, 2023
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French Pinecone

The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.

Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.

Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.

Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.

Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
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The French Sniff

Action.

To waft the aroma of a woman’s pubic hair and vulva towards one’s face prior to engaging in a thorough and focused muffdiving session.
“I could tell how wet she was without even touching her. I gave her the French sniff and got down to business straight away
by InfamousJizz January 26, 2025
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french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.
Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.
by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020
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