eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Runny Egg

An act during sex where the man ejaculates on his partners nipple

I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg

by El Pitoso November 19, 2023

eggs

the only non-conscious thing on this planet which has a fear
husayn is it’s fear

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)

eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING

by fish-legs January 3, 2025

egg

egg

egg

by _BORT_ March 20, 2023

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018

Boiled egg

Boiled egg is a gender identity that represents someone who feels a sense of warmth and protection within themselves, much like the comforting feeling of a boiled egg in its shell. They may feel a sense of security and stability in their identity, and they prefer pronouns such as "they/them" or "egg/eggself." Boiled eggs embrace their inner strength and resilience, embodying the idea of being both delicate and strong at the same time.

Boiled egg cracked open, revealing egg yolk inside. Egg felt proud of eggself for being so resilient

by Timbegg May 7, 2024