An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
by Mason O’Neil January 3, 2024

Dylan is the kind of guy who likes to tell you about life, and trials and tribulations that comes with it. He is philosophical by nature and likes girls who are taller than him, that means everyone. Lololololololol, guess wrote this, Mr. Huang?

"look! it's dylan THE SCHOOL PLAYER!"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"
"he's cute, should i go n flirt?"
"NO WAY! you'll end up getting played by him"
by jojo sdr November 17, 2023

A Dweeb
by ImReallyCool21 December 24, 2021

The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20
by TitsWitz October 18, 2023
