*Guy 1* Yoo I heard you wear a cool egg
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A
*The cool egg* YOU BETTER FOLD LIKE AN OMELET BEFORE I SCRAMBLE YOU LIKE AN EGG NI🅱️🅱️A
by A cool egg March 19, 2019
Get the a cool eggmug. Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.
-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.
-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.
-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
by _the ar October 25, 2019
Get the cool jizzeromug. the usage of cool beans is to reassure someone of the state (usually good) of an object or statement
by Fween (not a free queen) July 29, 2022
Get the cool beansmug. A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
Get the Cool guymug. It’s kinda a trend on Instagram . All you gotta do is take a picture and go on giph, look up “glasses”. Pick a good lookin glasses and your done . AND U GONNA LOOK POPPIN🤠🤩🤩!
by Ali;) January 9, 2019
Get the The cool glassesmug. "All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.
by goonthor May 4, 2022
Get the Mackenzi's Cool Pantsmug. by Dr. Greg Meradeets May 24, 2022
Get the Skool Aint Coolmug.