Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.
Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares
by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019
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A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
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He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.
Christian is such a nice person
by thatonedude627 February 19, 2021
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Maybe the best player to have ever played on nørre åby efterskole. He is also known as Hestelort, Hestehauge and Piphans
Girl 1: oh he has so small wars but is good at Football

Girl 2: He is properly a Christian

I am maybe the best player to have ever played on this school - qouted by Christian Dyrehauge (Hestelort)
by Lars er en scammer November 21, 2021
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Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian
by dragonspirit666 September 8, 2020
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He is super hot and has a huge c0ck and gives the best sex
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