shaft her bird

to force the shaft into the muff

Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.

by Larry432 January 14, 2008

join the bird gang

v. - To become a fugitive from justice or similarly to escape custody. Based on the slang expression "flown the coop."

Rather than turn himself in to the police, Steve decided to join the bird gang.

by Andersonblogs May 18, 2010

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

ace bird, cheers

Someone who desires to originate from the English county of Essex will often attempt to alter their vocabulary to seemingly fit in with real Essex inhabitants. This is a particularly common and humourous example. Meaning 'thats wonderful friend, thank you very much'

Tracey: 'Alright mate? Shall i pick ya up a bottle of lambrini down the co-op?'
Laura: 'Ace bird, cheers!'

by Han and Jen October 21, 2005

beaner t-bird

a 90's ford thunderbird with ground effects, or body kit and/or wire wheels

dang fool, that beaner t-bird is bad ass

by chin nuts July 12, 2007

Smokin', Shootin' the bird

See also: Chillin'.
Often said when neither smoking nor shooting the bird is occuring.

Person 1: What are you guys up to?
Person 2: Oh, you know. Smokin', shootin' the bird.

by A money June 9, 2004

Bird up

When a boy makes a girl there girlfriend officially

Léon- “Im gonna have to bird you up” (bird up)

by Girlyonket April 19, 2020