Bungalow banger

A wild and raunchy sex move not for the faint of heart: Two partners meet under unsuspecting circumstances. Slowly they kindle a warm friendship that eventually blossoms into romance. After years of glowing happiness, raw vulnerability, and overall just unconditional love, they decide to seal their commitment to each other in the sacred act of holy matrimony. The wedding is a humble but radiant affair. There was not a dry eye to be found after the lovers professed their vows to one another. They kept the ceremony simple so they could save up enough to buy their very own modest, one-story home. It wasn’t much, but every square foot of it was soaked in their never ending love. Plus, the wrap around porch was pretty sick too (; They had had sex before, but never had they fornicated in a place they could call their own. Then they fuck the shit out of each other. That’s it. That’s the bungalow banger.

Damn, you see that lil shorty drinking what looks like a full glass of milk across the bar? I wanna take her home, spend years of my life building a solid relationship with her, and then give her the old bungalow banger!

by REALnastymovesNSFW December 4, 2023

Net banger

bkxbybrii Is definitely a net banger

Hey that girl bri is definitely a net banger she’s always trying to fight people online

by little mac64 April 10, 2024

Stephan Bandera

Stephan Bandera was a Ukrainian nationalist leader of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists

Stephan Bandera was a Ukrainian hero and did everything right glory to heroes

by Vearkaiser May 29, 2024

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Head Banger

Head banger is a phrase to describe a person place or event that is on and popping.

“Will there ever be another Tapanga? “Will there ever be another Head Banger!”

by Dadonn January 5, 2025