Dylan

A sexy beast with a long shlong with a cool fedora

i gotta get me a dylan

by cora7893 January 29, 2021

Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.

Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024

dylan ramsburg

A little homo

Hey look at that Dylan Ramsburg over there.

by Holybulgness December 24, 2016

Dylan

Dylan and Giusy are togheter bye

Dylan ti amo!

by dylan ti amo November 21, 2021

dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020

Dylan

somehow a fucking god at minecraft

Dylan how the fuck

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

Dylan Kun

The sexiest man on earth, his body is warm to the touch, his smell stimulates all senses. Being near Dylan Kun will bring so much joy you will never want anyone else. The sight of his Crush shirt will bring you to your knees. He is the sexist man on earth.

No one can be sexier than Dylan Kun.

by David "David" D, Davidson November 4, 2021