CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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H Dog

Kim: Steve why is there always half naked girls on your for you page?
Steve: Because I love seeing it duhh😩
Kim: your so gross you freakin H Dog
by bitchsorus June 26, 2023
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 05, 2024
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H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater
have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet
by King of anime January 02, 2023
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the h

the h
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by Octavs November 05, 2023
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Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.
Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.
by Captain Smoothwater September 02, 2022
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Leo H

the coolest, buffest, and most handsome guy in the galaxy. Has a seventy five inch vertical and easily aces all of his exams. Popular with the ladies as well.
That guy's such a Leo H.

IKR! He doesn't even need to chase clout, clout chases him.
by Doctor Pointy Rocket September 09, 2020
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