Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

Fuck

Its a nother word for sex. We like rhis word alot

Lets fuck

by Skjdhd November 24, 2020

Fat Fuck

A pretty smart dog from South Africa, this fat fuck eats 15.3KG of cat food on average a day. This little shit is also scared of water.

We had to get a tow truck to rescue fat fuck from the pool.

by fatfuckincorporated December 20, 2024

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024

Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018

Fuck

Family duck, a duck which a family take cares.

Yesterday, i ate a fuck, and it tasted good

by Aqua Fire November 24, 2022

What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.

Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!

by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023