A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019
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2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.
Mom: Is Chris coming over
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you
You: okay mom
by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019
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Get the Chris mug.Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.
bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
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James: Do you like Chris Jericho?
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
by Memeboi22 December 27, 2019
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James: Do you like Chris Jericho?
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
Adam: of course I do. He got the words it, and quiet, a scarf , 2 lists, and a little bit of the bubbly over
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