Internet loser

Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro

Dude mauricio is such a internet loser, he plays rivals all day and listens to car seat headrest

by Aurajit January 26, 2025

no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Internet

a selfish, arrogant asshole

Miley Cyrus: You're such an internet! Can't stand you!

by 123real definitions September 21, 2019

Internet

An infinite happiness generator

Me: why are you playing video games, they are hard
Random person: i know but there the only thing I can do all day
Me: you should try using the Internet

by Zander Man September 8, 2020

Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.

Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''

by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023

Prehistoric Internet

Internet before Google.

"Man, it was like the dark ages when we had to work with prehistoric internet."

by kylekruchok June 2, 2012

No internet

Sebastian

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021