Blue Waffle

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.

by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.

I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle

by Kazow420 July 6, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time

when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain

by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023

white girl waffle

a waffle containing pumpkin spice flavoring. typically consumed by white college women.

Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?

Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!

by lucasssssss September 17, 2023