by YamGirl October 31, 2009
1. Friend: Want to hear a funny joke?
Me: Eh. sure.
Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Me: lol (thinking "go die")
Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it! Haha
2. Friend: I had to have my penis removed
Me: lol
Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do?
Me: lol
Me: Eh. sure.
Friend: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Me: lol (thinking "go die")
Friend: Haha see, that was so corny i could eat it! Haha
2. Friend: I had to have my penis removed
Me: lol
Friend: I'm so sad, what shud i do?
Me: lol
by Pseudonym101lol April 17, 2011
by Robnew October 27, 2017
Abbreviation for "lick our lillies"
Lillies of course are referring to vaginas.
Used mainly by people with down syndrome who dont understand fucking anything.
Lillies of course are referring to vaginas.
Used mainly by people with down syndrome who dont understand fucking anything.
"Hey jim what's up!" "Oh nothing much. Just LOLing my girl" *jim of course doesnt have a girlfriend bc hes fucking retarded*
by YouDontKnoMe_ October 04, 2019
Means "laugh out loud" but 99% of the time the person who said it is probably not smiling, or they are even pissed off.
Boy: hey let's go have some fun tonight. You have nothing better to do with your life lol
Girl: hey u asshole. Wtf do u mean!! go die you worthless douche!
*She then later hits him with her car*
Girl: hey u asshole. Wtf do u mean!! go die you worthless douche!
*She then later hits him with her car*
by blondesftw May 06, 2014