Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024

Jake

A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.

Man I need Jake to stfu and just give me a hug

by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020

JAKE DANIMER

BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!

JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.

by Jake Danimer November 22, 2021

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019

Jake

This is the best name that one could ever have, because it is superior to to all other name.

Man, Jake is such as great name, because everyone that I know named Jake are the best

by Notmyrealnameplsdontuseurname April 3, 2019

Jake's mom

A huge whore

Jonny, wow look at that its Jake's mom,
What a whore

by Mrppman April 27, 2020