David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior

Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"

by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023

David Copperfielded

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).

"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."

by Montgomery Van Cleef October 6, 2012

DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like

Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me

by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023

David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020

David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!

Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?

by Sadboyka August 1, 2021

David Gower

Steer clear of this fella

"ew is that David Gower?"

by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022

To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 1, 2017