Cat-Gas

The rank spewing forth of a feminine, vaginal odor, that is so violent, and so offensive, that one might mistake it's reek for that of actual, pre-diareal flatulence.

Oh man, Diane had the worst cat-gas. When she plopped her butt down on the hot car seat, I thought there might have been a dead raccoon caught in my engine.

by BabyMistakes October 1, 2010

J-CAT

J-CAT is an word now used in street slang that originated in the U.S. Federal and State prison systems as an acrynym with stood for J-Category inmates or J-CAT which is s housing unit for sex offenders. Most inmates detest sex offenders and do not associate with them. The word J-CAT became synonymous with someone you did not like, someone you thought was shadey or someone who was acting gay. The word then bleed into the streets from the prisons by released inmates. Over time the definition has broadened but the core of the word remains, it always indicates a negative feeling. J-CAT can also be used when someone is trying to duck, dodge or avoid someone, or someone who is consistently flaking and selling wolf tickets. In this scenario it is often shorten as in "Nigga where you been? "You been cattin off on me.. Whatchu scared of my nigga? Hit me back!" J-CAT is also used to describe a dope feen, some one who is now different, weird after ecsesive drug use.

Breh, that nigga Marcus he coo n shit but ever since that nigga ate dem shrooms, that nigga been acting like a straight J-Cat. Real Talk

by imastr8gee May 31, 2015

cat

Not a dog.

Look at that thing, it's SO not a dog.
Does that mean it's a cat......?

by someone you should listen too September 17, 2012

Jay Cat

Someone who is consistently catting off/flaking/a no show, MIA, etc.

I always try and hit this bitch up but she is a straight jay cat.

You're always flaking on me, what a jay cat!

Stop catting off, ole jay cat ass nigga!

by HempGoddess September 12, 2011

Cat Raper

See: Jeff Chrisman who is a fag

You are a fucking cat raper

by I hate Jeff December 7, 2004

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.

Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...

by QABCQ September 11, 2012

cat sack

a cat ball sack or tic tac chode

kameron is a faggy monk shit cat sack

by FaggotBoyFresh March 9, 2009